The Green Housewives
You don't have to be ridiculous to be green
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Michon
I'm so afraid of buying something from somewhere where someone did something
About me: Everybody who’s anybody is doing grass right now. Not wheatgrass. That’s so 6 months ago. Regular grass. Well, "reincarnated lawn clippings" actually. My guru, Amadeus, makes them into a juice that cleanses your chakras. But you can’t buy it in a cup – you drink it out of your hand (or his hand if you’re VIP). He says it heightens your inner vision, which, I mean... sure, but my favorite thing? When people ask me what’s on my forehead. It’s like, if you don’t know, you should probably stick to smoothies.
Likes: Seaweed wraps (topical and edible), Hip-pi-med-yo (hip-hop Pilates-yoga hybrid, with a focus on deep mediation…it’s new).
Dislikes: Polyester.
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Elyse
Do you want to be 2% responsible for destroying the planet? I don't.
About me: Every day I search for ways to be more environmentally friendly. For example, I shower with my houseplants to conserve water. I also started using reusable toilet paper. To be honest, I hate washing it, but not as much as I hate killing trees and all the baby owls living inside them. After I installed solar panels, my neighbors said they can’t afford to be as green I am. I said, oh, but you can afford an eco-pocalypse?!?
Likes: Seaweed biscuits and the smell of compost in the morning
Dislikes: The Grid
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Jamie
Are my wrinkle-fillyer injections GMO?
About me: Being green is just fabulous. Why is it fabulous? To be honest, the exclusivity – not everyone can be green. It takes a certain level of refinement, a certain intellect and an appreciation for the finer things in life to understand the importance of green living. For example, I might spend more money on a hybrid SUV, but it’s worth it. And perhaps my chihuahua’s organic, hand-loomed designer doggie sweater cost as much as a flight to Africa, but at least I can sleep at night knowing his fur isn’t touching anything short of eco-friendly. And maybe it’s all in my head, but it just feels better because it’s one of a kind.
Likes: Organic silk, oxygen facials
Dislikes: Generic-brand (anything)
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